penis pot pie
a food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with p-n-s.
bill: my wife made the most delicious p-n-s pot pie last night!
ted: wait…you ate p-n-s for dinner?
bill: it’s totally normal! you should try some!
ted: i think i’ll p-ss. you and your wife should get some help.
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