penis proposal
when one “pops the question” by exposing his d-ck with wedding ring on the tip of his p-ck-r.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the c-ck.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
girl 1: oh my god oh my god im getting married.
girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
girl 1: well it was a p-n-s proposal.
girl 2: a what?
girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his d-ck out.
girl 2:…..
girl 1: but on the end of his giant d-ck was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
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