Penis Shark
-ssume the crab walk position(from gym cl-ss i know you remember it) fully erect. make sure the helpless person can see your p-n-s but not you. hum the jaws theme while making your p-n-s patrol around in their view.
props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.
like helicopter d-ck, but in a bracket of its own.
chad: watch this.
coach: the f-ck?…
chad: (commence jaws theme)
coach: arrghhhhhhh p-n-s shark.
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