penis snail


scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid p-n-s look like a snail by pulling up the b-lls and bending the head down. the p-n-s snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.
“oh joey, i love y—”

–p-n-s snail–

“… well sh-t.”

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