Penis Sniffer


a person who sniffs the p-n-s of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

–this is a “red flag” for lack of trust in a relationshp.

1. maria tired of always asking joe where he’d been every time he came home late. she became a “p-n-s sniffer” to confirm her suspicions that joe was cheating on her. (she also suspected that it veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
a term of insult to claim that someone sniffs p-n-ses. better used towards males.
“john you’re such a freaking p-n-s sniffer!”

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