penis surprise
it’s the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your p-n-s, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty c-ck, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
“would you like some popcorn, kathrine?… -p-n-s surprise!-”
when you’re getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. then you reach into her pants, surprise, a p-n-s.
“i’d like to take this to the next level rupaul, you are a hottie” “ok, but check this out, p-n-s surprise”
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