Penis Sword Tattoo
a sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; between their shoulder blades. so, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a p-n-s tattoo on the back of your neck. we would advise you to get that fixed. don’t get lice.
“hey jim, i didn’t know you were gay.”
“i’m not, bob, it’s a sword i got when i was smashed.”
“well jim, my old lady and i would call that a p-n-s sword tattoo.”
“no way. really?”
“oh yeah, man.”
“oh, umm, i need to fix it so…”
“wanna get some drinks?”
“yeah.”
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