penis traitor
function: adjective
one who changes sides after experiencing the delights of an enemy’s s-xuality (commonly their manhood). the p-n-s traitor will commonly abandon all existing friends in favor of their new pleasure source.
megan was my best friend until she started sleeping with timmy. now that p-n-s traitor won’t return my calls.
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