penis yoga


the act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your p-n-s.
variations include: slow p-n-s yoga, hot p-n-s yoga, and studio p-n-s yoga
anyone want to partic-p-te in the act of p-n-s yoga today?
the act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your p-n-s.
variations include: slow p-n-s yoga, hot p-n-s yoga, and studio p-n-s yoga
anyone want to partic-p-te in the act of p-n-s yoga today?

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