Penis
the tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
the lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real p-n-s penetrated her v-g-n-l lips.
flower phallus
cactus p-n-s
someone looking up the word “p-n-s” at this site.
by reading this you are infact a p-n-s.
one of two things men keep after a divorce.
she got the house and the kids.
i kept my p-n-s and my soul.
1.) a body organ used for urination, s-xual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
when i’m lost in this world, my p-n-s always leads the way.
~the hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~something women can’t live without
~some refer to it as the pen15 club
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the life of a p-n-s
-hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-next door neighbor is a real -sshole
-has a head he can’t think with
-an eye he can’t see out of
-his best friend is a p-ssy
-everytime he gets excited he throws up
-and worst of all his owner beats him
a)the envy of all men!
b)the only reason women keep us around.
c)the reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
d)the reason i never got my homework done.
a)”d-mn my p-n-s is large, maybe i should go buy a ferrari.”
b)”d-mn your p-n-s is large…(i’ve never really heard this, so i dont know what comes next).”
c)”d-mn my p-n-s is large, maybe i should get too drunk and fight.”
d)”d-mn my p-n-s is large, maybe i should not do my homework because my p-n-s will definitely get me a good job when i’m older…right?”
dude… you need a defenition for p-n-s?
you suck.
everyone laughed at desmond when he asked what ‘p-n-s’ is
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