peniscillin
when you are not feeling well or hungover and s-x would help.
she needs a shot of p-n-scillin.
1 more definition
the cure for the common “can’t have s-x now honey, i have a headache!” excuse.
boy: i’m on my way, hope you’ll be dressed s-xy and ready for me when i get home.
girl: oh honey, i can’t have s-x tonight. i have the worst headache. i must be coming down with something.
boy: don’t worry baby, i’ll give you the proper dose of p-n-scillin which cures everything!
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