Penisism
1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest p-n-s.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest p-n-s.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the p-n-s of the partic-p-nts.
allan: so, who gets to go first ?
bob: definitely me, by right of p-n-sism.
allan: huh ?
bob: my p-n-s is way bigger than yours allan.
allan: …
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