penisitis
the overcompensation for having a smaller d-ck by being an even bigger one.
“i think that rude pr-ck with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from p-n-sitis.”
a disease causing the p-n-s to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a “poof” sound. this disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldyk-s).
this disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. the bug is called a “urethratinsite”. it crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. the poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.
“i can’t sleep with her! ill get p-n-sitis!”
any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male std, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarr-ssingly small peenie can be said as having p-n-sitis.
-please note, if a w-ng gets p-n-sitis, it is then cl-ssed as being a peenie, not a w-ng- (please refer to peenie)
“oh my g-d!! have you seen andrew’s c-ck? he has a nasty case of p-n-sitis!!”
“dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got p-n-sitis”
rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas
p-n-sitis got you down?
a person bound by their genitals
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