Penisjitsu
the act of ripping ones p-n-s off, subsequently transferring them instantly into another dimension
n-body has ever seen the -ss-ssinate of president john f. kennedy, because after he was shot, the -ss-ssinate proceeded to perform p-n-sjitsu so that he could be transported to another dimension so he was never found.
doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you p-n-s is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
the -ss-ssin of john f. kennedy was never found because he use p-n-sjitsu and it ripped his own p-n-s off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
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