penissilitis
-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or s-xual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a p-n-s and proceeding to set it on fire
-alan had immense p-n-ssilitis after his s-xy time.
-j.b. conducted p-n-ssilitis on his x-girlfriend’s new guy.
-p-n-ssilitis makes katie want to be a boy.
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