penius
a p-n-s which is more intelligent than it’s owner.
1. “i was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn’t get hard.”
2. man #1 – “dude, i had major whiskey d-ck last night”
man #2 – “naw bro, your penius saved your -ss – that chick was a straight troll.”
man #1 – “thanks penius!”
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