Pennekamped
to be extremely disappointed with the outcome of something. a letdown of epic proportion. named after the john pennekamp in key largo, florida, the biggest disappointment known to man
guy 1: yo did you and your girlfriend have s-x last night?
guy 2: no, she was on her period. i got pennekamped
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