pennifer
a sweet, un-ssuming man who spends his time trying to make the ladies in his life feel special.
person a: i met this really sweet guy the other day, he told me i was beautiful and gave me a big hug!
person b: oh you mean pennifer?
a girl who is always crazy. she is really shy unless she knows you and usually has red hair. is british and knows someone named katrina.
him: did you see that exchange student from england?
her: oh, you mean pennifer?
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