pennis elbow
conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.
modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
joe: ‘poor alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!’
theresa: ‘god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
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