Pennsylabama Valentine
when a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn’t stop. instead he calls her over, and she complies.
billy ray: i pulled the ol’ pennsylabama valentine.
joe bob: you sho’ is one slick fella, billy ray.
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