Pennsylvania Pumpkin


when the stringy innards of a pumpkin from pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. also makes a great hair gel.
“dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!”
“it’s a pennsylvania pumpkin, it’s foreign”
“it’s ugly!”
splat

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