pensil dick
an unusually small p-n-s, c-ck, d-ck, tool,member, pr-ck ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil
usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
i heard roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil d-ck.
i dare that pensil d-ck, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex’s huge -ss p-ssy!
bob you f-cktard, pensil d-ck idiot!
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