pensive urticaria
an allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. this illness is congenital and sometimes p-sses directly from mother or father to the offspring. to date, it is incurable.
some well-known sufferers of this illness include donald trump, justin bieber, the entire republican party, and the majority of youtube commenters.
i tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant bible quote. i think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.
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