Pentipenis
a disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.
1–that kid f-cked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2–how is that possible?
1–he has a pentip-n-s!
2–man, that’s obvious. i’m f-cking dumb.
1–yeah, you really are.
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