Peoria Corn Snake
the boys and girls in peoria, il have had several s-x ed cl-sses and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. but high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. so one enterprising person invented the peoria corn snake. you hollow out a corn cob prior to having s-x and at the right moment, one slips it on. this provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
geese i wanted to tag betty but … d-mn she said “no protection … no entry”. so i met this fella who turned me on to the peoria corn snake. slipped that ole baby on and betty spread like an eagle. even said she paid no mind to the husk i left on for decoration.
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