pepper spray

the world’s strongest aphrodisiac. when combined with the magic words “no means no” or “get off me”, all hope for control is lost. men have been known to wildly copulate with random b-sserby, including mildly attractive women in alleys and ill-lit parks, while suffering from its effects.
when susie q. used her pepper spray, i taught her what it means to be a woman on the park bench. also, her dog kept barking so i killed it.
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it’s a food product, essentially.
megyn kelley loves that new pepper spray ranch flavor…
1) to -j-c-l-t-

2) to -j-c-l-t- without warning all over a face or body
1) after pushing hard into the the girl with the miniskirt while waiting online on black friday, in frustration he just pepper sprayed all over the place.

2) during q quickie bl-w j-b in the stairwell at work he pepper sprayed her- much to her dismay.
really horrible stuff that makes ur face feel like its on fire and ur eyes like theyre haveing thousands of little red hot needles poking thru them. if a cop ever tells u to do something or else h-ll pepper spray you, just do it, and sue him later.
cop: put ur hands behind ur back
me: f-ck u
cop: put ur hands behind ur back or u will be pepper sprayed.
me: f-ck u pig!
cop: time for the pepper spray.
me: screams in agony
to cup ones fart into hand and raise to mouth and blow said fart into victims face.
i snuck up on my girlfriend and pepper sprayed her. now i sleep on the couch.

after i pepper sprayed my friend he began to vomit from the stench.
when having any style s-x, just prior to ejaculating, the man sniffs black pepper causing him to sneeze when he -j-c-l-t-s. the sneeze puts pressure on the prostate gland which in turn causes a high pressure c-m shot. the effect is a long distance c-m shot!
when russell pepper sprayed mich-lle, his c-m shot made it all the way to her mouth!