---

peptoignorance

---

Read Also:

• percy-speed

  abnormally slow, apathetic human movement. it took an hour to clean the boat because dave was moving at percy-speed. the slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward. the cliffs surrounding niagara falls are actually eroding at percy-speed. percy-speed v(p) is defined by… v(p) = pm/r² , where: p = the percy-speed constant = […]

• perfumidor

  a cabinet, container, room, or device used to protect perfumes and colognes from light and heat. wine coolers and mini-fridges are often used for this purpose. -n-logous to a humidor used for tobacco. also known as a fumidor. my girlfriend is a total perfumista. she had a perfumidor built into her closet.

• Pereiruta

  a derogatory designation in spanish that refers to a native dame of the colombian city of pereira; the word comes from a combination of “pereirana” (pereiran woman) and “puta” (wh-r-). noteworthy by the local urban legend which dictates that prost-tution flourished in the city after the workers were expelled from the northern city of medellin. […]

• Periodical

  magazines or light reading street newstands often sell periodicals when a girl is pmsing due to her-time-of-the-month. man, you must be periodical or something, because your acting really b-tchy. comfortable, yet unattractive, excessivly large, or otherwise stained underwear that is reserved for that special time of the month. “don’t throw out those vickies, they’ll make […]

• Permaswag

  a word used to describe someone who always, in any situation, looks good. after the 8 h long bussride tim still looked amazing, tim has permaswag. a perpetual state of swagger, that is so consistent it never needs to be turned on or off. it is desired by many, but maintained by few. after lebron […]

---