percy-speed
abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.
it took an hour to clean the boat because dave was moving at percy-speed.
the slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.
the cliffs surrounding niagara falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.
percy-speed v(p) is defined by…
v(p) = pm/r² , where:
p = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your m-ss
r² = your distance at any point in time from percy
essentially, the further you are from percy, the faster you move.
the bartenders at segafredo serve at percy-speed.
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