perceived coolness whore
the annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
“hangliding looks cool” eliciting the response “oh, i love to hanglide, i’m an experienced hangliderist!”
or
“i have a friend who is into cbt” followed by “ooo, cbt is the coolest – i do it all the time!” leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness wh-r- to define cbt in semi-polite company.
at their worst, a perceived coolness wh-r- might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a hollywood party.
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