percolating butt coffee
a form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in b-tt coffee of varying density and consistency. characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
“sh-lly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing i know i’m percolating b-tt coffee!”
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