Perez
intimidating yet short, this will be the most sarcastic being you will ever meet. with brunnett hair and too much blush, you’ll find a mildly dark sense of humor under her so kind looking face. warning, irritated easily.
person 1: watch out, it’s perez!
person 2: short and sarcastic all in one
5 more definitions
a beast, a big deal, everything that is great embodied in one being.
someone “better” than everyone else.
an arrogant -sshole.
not only a person, but a state of mind.
wow, that dude is perez, the man, the myth, the legend.
gaming star, black man that is super cool and browses d of 4chan
aye you seen that perez recently he owes me $10
a pedophile who is sad of life and talks about his life to others that don’t care on occasions he tries to kill himself
example 1; oh sh-t that guy is trying to commit a perez
example 2; that guy is such a perez
a) to become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.
not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an -sshole).
b) person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
“dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool – those were new pants.”
“wow, you smell like a perez.”
a person who relys on a martial arts, such as ‘hopkeido?’ to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. a perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his -ss a good idea…
john: yea so how was ur weekend?
chris: pretty good urs…
-perez walks in-
perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick… adrenamilinin.
john: …f-ggot
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