Perez’s Law
perez’s law is the inverse of moore’s law. it states: “the stock price any company that antonio perez is ceo of, will drop by half every 18 months.”
the effect of perez’s law on kodak’s stock price
$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle
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