Persian Fart


notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. a consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular -n-l odors. known as a “persian” fart due to the fact that almost all persian males produce this identical scent when releasing -n-l odor discharge. the odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.
john: “dude, what is that smell? jesus, it’s horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move”
sherwin: “sorry, i just ripped a fattie.”
john: “ah, that is such a foul persian fart dude. i told you not to pinch one of those again.”

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