Perfect ass
something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
we men scope and grope day after day, but still haven’t found the legendary “perfect -ss”
guy: “aha! i found perfect -ss!”
girl: -takes off jeans-
guy: “g-dd-mnit, it’s moley. move along.”
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