Perfect BlackBerry


the jumbled version of any message sent via blackberry.
after sending a text message to someone only to find that some or most of the words were misspelled due to the fact that the keyboard is comically tiny. “i qill ne there fot the ten olclock mrrting” = “i will be there for the ten o’clock meeting”. i had some difficulty deciphering your last message, but it was in perfect blackberry.

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