Perfect Dick

the d-ck you hope your girlfriend never finds if it’s not yours. this p-n-s is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her v-g-n-.. it hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect d-ck for each girl in the world
he knocked me out with that perfect d-ck

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