perfect hat-trick
in football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. s-xually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; bl-w j-b, v-g-n-l s-x and -n-l s-x, in that order.
– barry, did you blag that bird last night?
– yeah, went back to hers
– did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
– nah, she wouldn’t do -n-l
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