Perfect Storm
when a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.
ben: “dude, 30’s of busch were on sale, so we got two!”
josh: “i just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!”
noah: “there’s no cover charge at the bar tonight!”
tim: “…it’s the perfect storm.”
when three events, usually beyond one’s control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. each event represents one of the storms that collided on the andrea gail in the book/movie t-tled the perfect storm.
i had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now i can’t do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me “we needed to talk”, and my car won’t start.
a cyclical and longlasting force of nature where a combination of ad and ip produces an irrestible force that creates unbridled degrees of fun, love, and s-xual p-ssion.
when mama and big daddy got together it was like the perfect storm.
when, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and sh-tting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).
man, last night dave was puking when i realized he was sh-tting himself and p-ssing his pants at the same time. it was a perfect storm.
a term, unfortunately still in use, which denotes any effect having causes. it is not old enough to be regarded as archaic, but unquestionably is worn out.
unable to have an original thought, due to having ignored 12 years of free public education, he described one of the events of his life as, “a perfect storm.” that, of course, really wasn’t a description, but everyone listening thought it was.
a “perfect storm” occurs during intercourse, when an individual p-sses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. the p-ss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. thus creating a “perfect storm”.
angry dragon rusty trombone golden shower s-x -n-l p-ss slap
i was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during s-x i gave her a “perfect storm”.
angry dragon] rusty trombone golden shower s-x -n-l p-ss slap
when two or more people who experience cyclical degrees of s-xual deviance happen upon one another’s path and the result is an orgy of s-xual depravity.
dude, i came across these two chicks while we were in our freak cycle and by the time we were done i had performed the cleveland steamer, tony danza, and some other acts i can’t mention in public. it was the perfect storm.
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