perfect stranger

when you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
i saw john in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. i bet he’s trying for a perfect stranger.
a person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.
the person i met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.
an abc sitcom airing from 1987 to 1994 and one of my favorite tv shows ever. stars mark lynn-baker as larry appleton and bronson pinchot as “cousin” balki bartokomous. the first episode featured balki showing up unannounced on “cousin” larry’s chicago apartment. balki is from the fictional mediterranean island of mypos and is often mesmorized by american culture and relates it to his own. balki is ignorant of many things about america but is comp-ssionate and sympathetic. cousin larry is an -n-lytical, selfish, paranoid little pr-ck who will do what suits him in most situations. both charcters later got girlfriends who were their neighbors. the married them near the end of the series and both couples concieved a child at the show’ cancellation. perfect strangers was one of those 80s sitcoms that were cancelled and had no real ending.
perfect strangers was probably my favorite sitcom.
similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both d-ck and hand are numb. then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.
after a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the “perfect stranger”.
a kick-ss song by deep purple. i can’t get it out of my head. see www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwotaisfmie
a strand of silver, hanging through the sky
touching more than you see
the voice of ages in your mind
is aching
with the dead of the night
precious life
your tears are lost in falling rain

and if you hear me talking on the wind
you’ve got to understand
we must remain
perfect strangers
using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
please consult a physician befor attempting
i numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger
someone who is an expert in giving themselves the stranger; a method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then m-st-rb-t- giving the allusion that it is someone else’s hand. this is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected the stranger, usually a lonely pr-ck who beats off a lot. when using your left its a cousin larry and when using your right its a balki
pat & peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of perfect strangers. pat said he was balki and peter i guess was cousin larry

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