Perfect Woman
the perfect woman is a woman who is beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her.
the is no real example of a perfect woman it is only what you believe
term used to describe the ultimate, and perfect act of female kindness to a man with morning blue b-lls.
the woman is often asleep or barely waking when the man stands beside the bed with her head turned towards him, his waist at her face, and alternates between masterbating and force feeding his c-ck to the female, leading to an eventual -j-c-l-t–n into her mouth as she quickly finishes him, swallows and turns to go back to bed, allowing you to go back to bed (or to work etc.)
this morning she gave me a perfect woman
creature, much like santa claus, the easter bunny, sasquatch and the good n-gg-r- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
i met the perfect woman last night, just before i sailed my yacht back to my mansion…..yeah…that’s the ticket!
3-foot tall, no teeth, dd’s and a flat head to set your beer on.
g-d, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.
mythical creature: slim, s-xy, beautiful, tanned, woman. she should be able to cook, clean & iron. she should be thoughtful as in give me head while i eat my breakfast or skin up before s-x so i can lay back and smoke a spliff while the c-m runs down her face.
guy: i met a perfect woman last night
mate: b-ll-cks!
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