Perfecterest
adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
more perfect than perfection.
2.
entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
when trying to impress someone better than yourself, an english major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, “you’re pretty much the most perfecterest.” boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).
“brosef, at da disco i was on the mobile version of the app… hollaing at the most perfecterest beezy ever. yadadamean?”
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