Perfectimate
the, not coincidentally, perfect estimate. usually used in response to one calling another out on his/her incorrect estimate of a certain talent, ability, certain characteristic or skill.
“i think you underestimate my wit!” said the boy.
“no, i think i have the perfectimate of it. its nonexistant!” said the girl.
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