perfectomorph
an ideal body type that lives up to the predisposed standards set by an individuals culture. young adults strive to obtain this body type to make themselves more desirable.
girl: “you are so skinny, i think you need to eat more cheeseburgers”
guy: “what? that was rude”
girl: “…just kidding you are a perfectomorph and no one has a better body than you do!”
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