Performance demo progam


an unendorsed post-ww2 era program by a major retailer which allows cyclists to demo products for a short amount of time, cost-free.
rider 1: dude, i signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad i don’t have money for lights, looks like i’ll be hauling my old niterider battery on a pull-behind burley trailer.

rider 2: man, don’t be stupid. just go pick up a light under the performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.

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