period pants
pants females save for wearing when they have their period…..not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
my sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
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the comfy, loose, beltless, and usually soft pants a woman saves for her “time of the month.”
usually not jeans.
everyone knows when susie is on her period.. she has those period pants.
pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period’d in your pants at school. these are usually dirty 80’s white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.
oh no i went period in my pants! better go see the school nurse and get some period pants.
period pants were invented at the turn of the century as more and more women demanded to be let out of the house while their v-g-n-s were bleeding profusely. in 1896, the united states congress p-ssed the “period pants law”, which allowed women to enter public buildings, so long as they wore designated “period pants” so that everyone knew these wh-r-s were out f-cking around when they should be at home bleeding into their underwear and girdles.
“did you hear that john accidentaly wore mary’s period pants to church last week? everyone is talking about it!”
when a male or female is bein a b-tch and actin like they is on they rag and need a tampon.
hey, ya ‘ol period pants, quit bein a b-tch!
man, she actin like such a f-ckin period pants.
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