Peter Koritansky
a man.
the philosopher.
a hero.
by day, peter koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. by night, koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical apt-tude and ferocity of a velociraptor. upright and fair, koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
it is currently said of koritansky that he lives in canada. this is a common misconception. the nation called canada just happens to be underfoot of peter koritansky’s current desires. koritansky is actually a country in and of himself – housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
and never let him catch you speaking poorly of aquinas, or he’ll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
peter koritansky has no organs. if you were to turn him inside out, you’d find a lovely persian carpet.
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