period pig


a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn’t showered in 3 periods, or hasn’t changed her tampon/pad in as long
q: johnny, what’s the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? is it not being tall enough to reach cr-p at the grocery store?
a: not even close!
q: is it the way people -ssume you’re r-t-rded, too?
a: not even close!
q: what is it then?
a: getting stuck face-to–ss behind a period pig in a long lineup

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