Period Prank
when a woman is on her period for the first day and surprisingly doesn’t get any cramps, cravings, and it doesn’t bleed that bad. then the second day arrives and she is expecting the same, although it becomes around ten times worse than it usually would be.
jenny: what are you so happy about, april?
april: it’s my period today and i’m not feeling any cramps or cravings!
jenny: oh honey, just you wait until tomorrow. it’s probably just a period prank.
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