Periodly Active
another way of saying that your on your period/mentrual cycle.
man: “yo, babe. can we have s-x?
woman: “sorry, i’m periodly active.”
man: “dafuq? you mean your on your period?
woman: “no sh-t sherlock.”
man: “then why didn’t you just say your on your period?”
woman: “i wanted to see if you would be smart enough to know.”
man: -.-
woman: :3
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