a rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the -n-l sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the b-tt cheeks. a common occurrence when suffering an -ssplosion of b-tt batter.
holy sh-te!!!! that was nasty. i just blew a wet brown demon out my -rs- and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
- remote concolism
a disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system. my boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch netflix.
theodd1sout is a popularr youtuber who does animations. very similar to domics and jaiden animations did you watch the game last night? no i watched theodd1sout.
- j birding
getting caught furiously w-nking in a public toilet. i got done for j-birding in the strip club last night. they are suing me for indecent exposure!
artistic, sweet, innocent and nice. also a good friend. you know yutika? lucky!
- no fluff
only realness, nothing superficial. not at the surface, but the deep. it’s a way of being. you’re only real. do you really like this? of course, no fluff ✨